Look, I just like being honest. This isn’t DisruptHR Brentwood or DisruptHR Nantucket! This is Detroit! We do real HR in the D!
Come on, just be real with yourself for a moment, you can’t handle Detroit. It’s okay, you’ll do fine at DisruptHR Sun City. Just slow down and do some tour stops before you come to Detroit!
You see, we actually make stuff that sells for money in Detroit. We have employees who get their hands dirty. We have to live in snow and cold for six months out of the year, which tends to leave us a little less likely to be willing to consume your weak B.S. When you come to DisruptHR Detroit, you better bring it!
Alright, I hear you feeling yourself. You just might be ready to hit 8 Mile and the rap battle that is HR in Detroit. DisruptHR Detroit will take place on September 20th onsite at Quicken Loans awesome event space in the heart of downtown Detroit.
Want to speak at DisruptHR Detroit? (what you need to know)
– It’s 5 Minutes, 20 slides, the slides automatically move every 15 seconds (this is not something you can change!)
– If you’re a vendor you try selling your product in the 5 minutes, we’ll Gong Show your ass right off the stage!
– DisruptHR is about emotion – make us laugh, make us cry, make us angry, make us motivated. Just make us feel something!
– There will be over 250 HR and Talent Pros in the audience cheering you on. (FYI – many in the audience will be drinking!)
– You will get a video recorded, professionally produced copy of your presentation!