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Wanted: Blunt Roller ($40-50K salary, plus benefits)

Oct 23

In case you didn’t see the job posting by Snoop Dogg, on this staff (yes, giant mogul rapper/entertainers have staffs) he has a person who’s sole job is to role blunts (for the Baby Boomers in the crowd – a blunt is joint, a marijuana cigarette, if you will). What’s the quote? Do a job you love and you’ll never work another day in your life.

From the article:

“If you’re great at something I need, I’m hiring you,” said Snoop.

The gentlemen staffer in question is allowed as much marijuana as he would like, travels with Snoop, has all his expenses paid, and gets free swag whenever his boss receives it. In exchange, he keeps a well-organized box full of impeccably rolled blunts and waits for his services to be required.

“Motherf*cker like Lurch from the Addams Family. ‘You rang?’”  said Snoop, who might have had the Addams on his mind since contributing the song “My Family” to the new movie.

Why is Snoop Dogg successful?

Oh, well it must be his talent. There’s a ton of folks in the music game more talented than Snoop. Don’t get me wrong, he’s massively talented, but did you catch the first line from the article? “If you’re great at something I need, I’m hiring you”.

Now you and I, and many others might not need a blunt. Snoop has made it pretty clear he smokes like every day, multiple times a day, and he’s decided a great blunt is something he needs, so he’s hired a dude who’s great at what he does. Successful people in life surround themselves with people who are successful at what they do, period.

It makes me start to wonder who I need to surround myself with if I want to be more successful? I’m don’t smoke blunts so I don’t need this position, and I don’t question compensation value Snoop put on this role. We all value things differently. Here are some roles I would like to hire for in my personal life:

  1. Handy Person – I suck at most things related to anything handy around the house. Hanging pictures? F’ing hate it! Fixing a dripping faucet? No idea. Chaulk coming away from that thingy, in the thingy? Um, what? I need a person to take care of all of my crap that I don’t know how to take care of. It’s not a full-time gig, but I think it could be a kind of job share program. Clean the outside and inside of my car? That job sucks. I know a bunch of dudes and gals like me who need this service and I could probably fill 8 hours per week, $30-40/hr.
  2. diet Dew on-call – Like Snoop, we all have our addictions. I don’t drink coffee, but I’m addicted to caffeine. If I was wealthy like my guy, Snoop, I would have a person on staff to ensure when I need a fix, that fix would be there!
  3. Masseuse – Nothing is better and more relaxing than a full body massage. I would do it daily if I could.

I don’t need a personal shopper or cook. I actually like doing that stuff. My wife keeps an immaculate house, so if she wants someone to come in, I’m all for it, but I don’t think we would ever find someone to her standards. An in-house dog sitter might be a possibility to make it easier on travel. Scout is so needy!

Who would you hire for yourself if you could? Hit me in the comments – no judgment!

27 Comment to “Wanted: Blunt Roller ($40-50K salary, plus benefits)”

  1. IAM a handy man ! IAM a journey man roofer ect ect there’s nothing I can’t do ! The word can’t is not in my vocabulary

    Thomas Gauna
    Nov 18, 2019
  2. I can do anything that I put my mind to doing. Roll blunts fix a leaky faucet get what you need, slippers something to drink. I’m a jack of all trades but a master of none, just knowledge of throughout my life.

    Nancy
    Nov 17, 2019
  3. Been rollin since 1971…all the way up to Chong paper joints stuck in a vacuum….consistantly white long beard older roller.

    Nov 14, 2019
  4. Snoop I can roll my ass off love to smell it stop smoking seven months ago would love to be a blunt roller for the Snoop dog holla back one love

    Phil Everson
    Nov 12, 2019
  5. I’m ready I been looking for a job like this my mama always said get a job u like and this is it

    Shumon Livingston
    Nov 12, 2019
  6. Hello I’m a single mother 2 a Grandma Of 1. I work long hours to make bills and never seems to catch up. This is something I know I’m Great at; No judgement) I Smoke for A medical condition. This would help My Family Out Seriously.
    Thanks A Huge Fan

    Nov 12, 2019
  7. I am a disabled mother of two. My income is very limited and a great part of my stress. I just want to be able to take care of my kids and grandchildren. I’m 48 years old and have Crohn’s disease. I just need a job that’s not stressful. I’m retired and worked 15 years before medically retiring. No one will give me a job because of my disability. This might just be the job for me. I do know how to roll and smoke for my pain. Please consider me. I have a plethora of skills.

    Nicole
    Nov 12, 2019
  8. That’s what I do

    Michele
    Nov 11, 2019
  9. If you’re still hiring you have two of the best rollers I the world me and my brother Two for one we will keep you well organized with how you want to feel hybrids, sativa or indica all labeled and ready to go boo my phone number is 757-296-8430

    Naquita McQueen
    Nov 10, 2019
  10. I would like to sign up for tis job, call me 336-560-3747

    Andre
    Nov 9, 2019
  11. Myself

    Shareka milton
    Nov 9, 2019
  12. Hire me i roll real fast don’t think nobody roll faster than me

    Nov 8, 2019
  13. Hire me baby I’ll roll that gas for you

    Tosheima
    Nov 6, 2019
  14. I’m sorry I forgot to add we are currently homeless chrishanda

    Chrishanda mcmillian
    Nov 5, 2019
  15. I’m a single struggling mother of three just really need a lil boost willing to fill any position you have available to support my children please …I reside in broward but will definitely relocate please contact me at 954 200 3489 chrishanda

    Chrishanda mcmillian
    Nov 5, 2019
  16. I’ll babysit scout, need some new lyrics let me know.

    Josue Huerta
    Oct 24, 2019
  17. Please o I need this job please do hire me

    Gayle
    Oct 24, 2019
    • I would love this job I’m fully disable 7 kids. I’m a good handy man blunt roller, finish drywall, paint , detailing cars love to keep things organized, the lil money I receive is not enough along with child support. I would love this chance to have a better life for my children; I do house keeping as well .This would truly be a blessing for me I’ve been a hug fan since Deep Cover plz give me a chance Brother 1 Love 334 648-8469 your Medical Marijuana as well would help my condition I’m deep in south Alabama I will leave to make a better life for my children Thanks!

      Torey Register
      Nov 16, 2019
  18. Please o I need this job please do hire me

    Gayle
    Oct 24, 2019
  19. I would love to work to keep things organized

    Monasha Holloway
    Oct 24, 2019
  20. I would love to work

    Monasha Holloway
    Oct 24, 2019
  21. I love you I’ll do anything for you

    Crystal Ward
    Oct 24, 2019
  22. I love you snoop I’ll do anything…..

    Crystal Ward
    Oct 24, 2019
  23. *A laundry put-awayer!
    *House keeper
    *Insurance broker
    *Someone to make all the calls to cable
    companies, cell phone providers, etc. and can get
    me all the good deals and service!
    *Masseuse (like every day!)
    *Concert/Event Ticket Buyer

    🙂

    STEPHANIE K COX DEARTH
    Oct 24, 2019
  24. An appointment maker. A pest control service waiter. An internet company call maker. A travel reimbursement form completer.

    allison
    Oct 23, 2019
    • All very good ones!

      T

      Oct 23, 2019
      • What’s good snopp i roll blunt cut grass so halla at me real talk cali bud baby ls get it2059050754

        Dwane Tartt
        Nov 8, 2019

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