HR Law of Diminishing Returns

I was talking to friend recently about an interview process they were going through – I’ll take you through the steps:

  1. First contact – came in the form of a referral – my friend was on the phone with a person from their organization – who referred my friend to their HR department.
  2. Second contact – Recruiter from the organization called my friend up to see if he might have some interest in a position they have open (basic phone screen)
  3. Third contact – next call came from another person in recruiting, doing a more in depth phone screen – basically – so-they-are-interested-in-the-position-but-are-we-interested-in-them
  4. Fourth contact – online behavioral assessment, personality type profiling, etc.
  5. First Interview- basic phone screen with potential hiring manager – your online assessments came back and you aren’t completely crazy, so we would like you to move on.  This call is really for hiring manager to see if there is somewhat of a personality match.
  6. Second Interview – phone interview with Hiring Manager’s boss – if all goes well – we want to do an in-person personality assessment.
  7. Third Interview and in-person profiling – on sight at organization, doing some profiling and finally meeting face-to-face with hiring manager and few others from department
  8. Fifth Contact – interview debrief, some more clarifying questions – everything seems to be progressing nicely.  Then he’s told, we should be getting back to you within 2-3 weeks with an answer.

For the most part nothing surprises me about this interview process – actually pretty average from a corporate standpoint.  The entire process to get to #8 took about 3 weeks – assuming the decision will take another 3 weeks – you have 6 weeks invested into finding a mid-manage level candidate.  The problem with this being normal – is that’s the type of candidate you’re going to get – normal.  My friend is an exceptional talent, wasn’t looking, but through a referral was interested enough to engage this companies process.  As soon as he heard it would take 2-3 weeks to have a decision – he made up his mind that he was no longer interested.  His feeling, why should it take 2-3 weeks more for you to make up your mind – after all those steps – you either know you want the person, or you know you don’t.

I believe we in HR are great at setting up processes to the point we get diminishing returns on whatever it is we are trying to accomplish.  Thought being: “well if one assessment is good, two must be better and if two is better, three must be tremendous” – but after a while more isn’t better.  When I was at Applebee’s we have a tremendous performance management process in place. Twice a year we (the leadership teams across the country) would sit down and specifically talk about each management level person we had, and how they were performing to set of competencies we had.  We would force rank, and determine how to help develop people to move up within the rankings – or did we have someone that just needed to be off the bus (because development wasn’t working).

I made one small change to this process – which usually would take an entire day or more to complete.  We could only talk about an individual for 10 minutes, max. Why 10 minutes? Because once you talk about someone for more than 10 minutes – they turn into a piece of garabage!  They could be #1 on your list, your best performer – and by minute 11 – they turned into someone who couldn’t tie their shoes and chew gum – The HR Law of Diminishing Returns. Too much of something doesn’t give you better – just gives you more – and many times more isn’t what you need.  HR Pros – don’t add, just to add – add only if it’s going to get you a better result, faster.

If You Rake Sh*t, It’s Going To Smell

I worked with a great Operations partner for a number of years who was fond of saying:

“If you rake sh*t it’s gonna smell.”

This was almost always said about something HR was doing – usually an investigation, and usually an investigation that really was going to go no where.  He was basically trying to say, “why?” “Why would you look into that when you know it happened, you know the result, and at this point there is nothing that can come from it.” “So, why?”  We in HR tend to do a lot of this – we rake sh*t.  I know why, but if I admit why, HR folks tend to get a little upset over the answer, because it hits a little to close to home (job justification).

Let me give you an example of how we/HR might rake some sh*t: As part of a sexual harassment investigation, that is completely legitimate, you find out some information about a director who previously had a relationship with a subordinate.  Following me so far. Seems like stuff we HR types do everyday – follow the white rabbit, see how far this hole goes down, right?  The part that’s missing, is this supposed relationship took place 3-4 years ago, and has been done for 3-4 years, the director is a great performer and has no black marks on their record.  So, what do you do?  I can tell you from my experience, too often, the HR pros want to start raking this one around.  They bring in the director, they bring the other party – both of which have moved on 3-4 years ago, but somehow in HR we want to right the wrongs -no matter what.

Is what happened 3-4 years ago wrong? Yes, without a doubt. Is investigating this wrong, now, what’s best for your organizaiton? No, it’s just raking sh*t.  What should we do when we find out about stuff like this?  You make the powers that be aware (from my experience they will already be aware – you were the only one that isn’t) and you let them know, you’re not planning to do anything about this, unless they would like you to follow up further.  They’ll thank you and it will never be talked about again.

In HR we work everyday to try and make the right things happen, and stop the bad things from happening – that’s what we do. Sometimes we miss one, and it comes up and let’s us know it.  Our pride gets the best of us and we want to make someone pay for a rule that was broken long ago.  Am I saying if you find out about something after-the-fact, that you shouldn’t do something about it? Absolutely not – you should.  What I’m saying is, in HR interpretation becomes a major skill you better get comfortable with, especially if you want operations to view you as a “valuable” business partner.  There will be times to rake and times to leave it lie, how you handle this goes a long way to how great of an HR Pro you will be.