Yo! I’m on vacation for the next week. Instead of writing I’m gong to run old posts that no one read, but I thought were brilliant. That’s the hard part because I think everything I write is brilliant. Some of the stuff really gets well read, and some of the stuff just sits there and gets no love. In 5 years of blog writing, I still haven’t found out why some pieces I write don’t get read! I mean, I know why some do.
Everyone wants to read – “3 Ways To Change Your Life Overnight!” There is this belief that idiots like me will somehow write this brilliant post with the 3 actual reasons to change your life overnight, but in reality this doesn’t exist. But you click on it, because you’re hoping for a miracle. I don’t have miracles, or I wouldn’t be writing blog posts. I’d be sitting on a beach somewhere enjoying a margarita. That’s how I believe miracles work. If I have one, it equals me sitting on a beach, drinking a margarita.
See! I can’t solve your biggest problems overnight. I think miracles equal beaches and margaritas. Which gets me back to the point – that’s where I’m going! It’s a miracle!
I could actually just title every post something it’s not and it would get more clicks:
– The 1 Miracle Food That Will Melt Your Big Fat Belly!
– Get Pretty By Doing Nothing!
– Hire Brilliant People By Posting and Praying!
– Six Figure HR Jobs From Home!
– It’s Not You! It’s All Those Other Assholes!
– 6 Pack Abs, 6 Seconds Per Week!
– How To Kill A Hiring Manager and Not Get Caught!
See. It works. People don’t want real solutions, people want miracle solutions. My miracle solution is: Beaches and Margaritas.
Sorry – that’s all I really have.
Until I get back from my miracle – enjoy the stuff you should have already enjoyed, but didn’t.