If you’re in the staffing game enough, you’re bound to have strange stuff happen to you. I’ve had employees die on the job. I’ve had employees go postal. I’ve had employees get caught doing almost everything imaginable, but this past week I got a first! I like firsts. Firsts are like little HR and Talent trophies you get to show off to your HR and Talent peers when you’re out after work sharing war stories!
It seemed like a normal Thursday. Phones buzzing, recruiters cruitin’, interviews, offers, no-shows. Call comes in from a client, “Hey, Bill never showed for his interview!” Ugh, I hate no-shows! In good job times, no-shows increase at alarming rate. Candidate gets ‘sold’ on a job, then they get buyers remorse and decide instead of being an adult, they’ll just burn a bridge. We give Bill a call to see why he hates us so. Bill answers! (that doesn’t usually happen with no-shows, you just have to yell at their voice mail and belittle to a recording) “Bill, I just got a call from InfoGenTech what the hell! You no-showed. Please tell me one of your kids is seriously injured!”
Then a funny, first time thing, happened.
Bill says, “Well, I went on the interview, but went to the wrong company!” What!? Didn’t the wrong company tell you,”Hey dude, you’re stupid and at the wrong company!” Nope, they didn’t. This is the D! (Detroit for all you none “D’ers'”!) This company said, “What position are you supposed to interview for?” Bill goes, “for aprogrammer position”. Wrong company front desk person, knowing they also need programmers, quickly calls HR and explains Bill’s situation. Bill gets on the spot interview with wrong company. Bill never gets the chance to make it to our client’s interview.
Score one for the D. The war for talent is alive and well in Detroit!
I’ve had candidates get lost and not be able to find where they are going for interviews. I’ve had candidates show up at wrong locations. I’ve never had a candidate go to the wrong location and get stolen by the company!
When people ask me how Michigan is doing, how Detroit is doing, I’ll give them this story. We are so short on talent, we steal interviews.
Recruiting in the D. Silicon Valley can kiss our ass!