Just putting together the roster for my annual Men’s City Rec Basketball team. I’ve been pretty lucky in the past and have gotten some great players to come out and let me jump on their back to the championships. As of right now here’s my roster for 2013-2014 season:
Current Starters (based on last years roster):
Point Guard: Craig Miller – Mid 30’s, 5’10”- still in ‘decent shape’ (this means he’s younger and faster than most of us). He’s good for one wide open layup per quarter and one turnover.
Shooting Guard: Don McCormick – 39, 6’0″ – He’s flat out money, I don’t think he’s missed a shot since 1998. Played DIII ball back in the early 90’s. His job sometimes makes it so he can’t make games – we struggle in those games.
Small Forward: Marcus Jones – 47, 6’2″ – He’s our one black guy (we’d like more black guys, but it’s hard to find middle aged black guys in the suburbs who want to play with a bunch of white guys), he’s also the oldest guy we have. Really never makes a mistake unless it’s a no look pass to one of us which we weren’t expecting.
Big Forward: James Brookes – 32, 5’11” – He’s not a basketball player, he’s a weight lifter. Can’t shoot or dribble, but he’s good to hurt at least one opposing player each game, sometimes two.
Center: Mikey ‘Stretch’ McGee – 42, 6′ 5″ – He’s our tallest guy. He likes to shoot the three. Could have played D1, ended up going the CC route. Currently he’s a UPS driver.
Point Guard: Me – 43, 5’7″- player/coach/manager – I get in if we are really up big or down big. I’ve never seen a shot I didn’t like. My philosophy: ‘Shoot till you get hot, then shoot to stay hot”
The 6 footers: Ben, Jerry and Ken: All of these guys are 6 foot and basically play any position. I lumped them together because they really are the same player. Solid, can do it all, just don’t make them run too many minutes at one time.
We are looking to add one more player to our roster this year. We lost Billy. He had to have his knee replaced and his real estate business was taking off again after the recession, so he’s out. Here are the three candidates we have to replace:
1. Matt Smith – New guy in town. He’s really in shape. His wife is way hot. He has a great basement man cave. Seems like he would fit in with the guys really well.
2. Josh Moore – Another six footer. He’s subbed for us in the past. Likes to shoot (meaning he takes my shots). The guys know him, but he rubs some guys the wrong way (mostly me, he takes my shots)
3. LeBron James – Yep! You read that correctly. Let’s just say I have a connection. Nothing in his contract to stop him from playing with us on Tuesday nights. His schedule actually allows him to make 90% of our 12 game schedule. We would own the league!
Seems like a really easy choice right!? Wrong! You see, I went to the guys to vote. Knowing they would all laugh and Lebron would get his ‘Legion 124’ jersey shipped in the mail. But to my surprise Matt Smith won the vote. I couldn’t believe it, I had to find out why. Across the board the guys came back with the following reasons why LeBron wouldn’t be a good fit for our team: Wouldn’t find it a challenge, he would be bored, he was over qualified, he would end up quitting half way into the season, he wouldn’t take it seriously.
We had a shot a Lebron James for our team, and we didn’t take him. Hard to believe, right?
It’s your reality. Everyday you turn down great talent in your organization. You turn down LeBron James because you’re scared. We don’t say we’re scared. We give ‘legitimate’ reasons like: “You’re over qualified” and “You wouldn’t find this position challenging”. But we are just telling ourselves this, to make us feel better about making a terrible decision to turn away great talent. ‘Being over qualified’ for a position is the single lamest reason to turn down talent that HR and Talent Acquisition has ever come up with.
The question is, would you turn down LeBron James if he wanted to join your team?
Hey Tim – what about team chemistry (read: company culture)? I’m sure there are some places Lebron would fit in and just crush it, but what about those places where an uber-confident, under-challenged teammate may not meld? What would you do then?
Nothing against your team… 🙂